1 Its your fault its fishing crap
2 Its your fault the one competitot has 3 centimetres less room than the rest
3 Its your fault if you don't take a frog suit and make sure every peg is free of weed and has the same depth and width
4 Its your fault someones bacon is cooked more than someone elses
5 Its your fault tghe beer is crap, its yellow stream down outside
6 Its your fault that you haven't rung the 103 comopetitiors individually to tell them the cuts coloured or has cat ice on it
7 Its you fault I can't find my peg
8 Its your fault you haven't tolsd me every match weight that has come off my peg for the last five years
9 Its your fault the kids have kicked a couple of pegs
10 Its your fault and you have to put in a peg fee yourself when someone don't turn up.
11 Its your fault I,ve been booked in three times
12 Its your fault I didn't win my 5 angler section yet there were two blank pegs in it
13 Its your fault that so and hasn't brought the scales to this section
14 Its your faul my peg has dog sh!t and litter on it
15 Its you fault that the payout is all wrong; there are 103 ideas how it should be spread but yours is the wrong one
16 Its you fault that the cut hasn't been restocked
17 It's your fault I'm late starting
18 Its your fault there is a bed of leaves on my peg
19 Its your fault we started at 10am; I've just started to get bites at ten to three
20 and the best yet. Its your fault you,ve put end pegs in.
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himself in front of a boater on sunday 
