Two brothers,one 7 and the tother four were talking in their bedroom.The oldest boy says to his younger sibling..."Listen bro i think its about time that we started swearing.When we go downstairs for breakfast i`ll swear first,then you...okay?"
"Alright"says the 4 year old.and down the stairs they go.
When they get to the kitchen their mother asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast."I`ll have Coco Pops Bitch"......Wallop...his mother slaps him around the head and he flew out of his chair and fled off crying his eyes out.
Mum looked at the 4 year old and said sternly "And what do you want?"
"
unno...But it wont be the f***ing Coco Pops" 
