Paddy, was walking along the street during his once-in-a-lifetime
visit to New York when he rounds a corner and there's a high rise
building on fire.
Paddy, ever the kind-hearted and resourceful Irishman, runs up to
the building to see if he can help, and notices people trapped five storeys up.
Paddy yells to the people: 'I'm Patrick Sean Michael Fitzpatrick,
the Irish Rugby Union fullback! If you jump, I'll catch you, I've
only had 6 pints to drink all today!"
One lady, in desperation, jumps and sure enough Paddy catches her.
Then a man sees that Paddy catches the woman and he jumps.
Sure enough, Paddy catches him also.
Then a black man jumps out and crashes to the sidewalk. Paddy didn't
even attempt to catch him.
Paddy looks up and yells: "
on't be throwin' out the burnt ones.
