I was walking along the sea front and a row developed between this bloke and a woman. They were yelling hell at other other and pushing each other around.
Without more ado Plod turns up to calm the situation. I couldn't believe my eyes, the guy grabbed the baton thing off Plod and started belting the the copper and his woman with it; they were in a right state.
I never got involved but watched the whole incident; What a crappity smack dump Blackpool is.
You would not believe what happened next -- this crappity smack crocodile turned up and ate all the crappity smack sausages!!!
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