paddy joke

#1

Paddy stumbles across a mass baptism at a river,
he walks into the river and stands next to the preacher,
'are you ready to find jesus my son?'.
Paddy says - 'i am sir'
the preacher puts him under the water and says 'have you found jesus?'
'no sir' says paddy
the preacher puts him under for longer.
have you found jesus? he asks.
'no sir' says paddy
the preacher puts him under for 2 minutes.
'have you found jesus?!'
paddy says ' are you f*****g sure this is where he fell in??

#2

whats an irish woman called with 2 cunts.....jedward

#3

Shouldn't that be Jedwards Mum?
Crackin, if old joke dead peg