Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint.
> >
> > Paddy, the officer, stops them and tells them: "It is illegal to put 5
> > people in a Quattro, Quattro means four"
> >
> > "Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishman retorts
> > disbelievingly. "Look at the papers, this car is designed to carry five
> > persons."
> >
> > "You cannot pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quattro means four. You
> > have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law."
> >
> > The Englishmen replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over I want
> > to speak to someone with more intelligence!"
> >
> > "Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."
> >
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