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Joff, please consider the following when running your matches

1 Its your fault its fishing crap
2 Its your fault the one competitot has 3 centimetres less room than the rest
3 Its your fault if you don't take a frog suit and make sure every peg is free of weed and has the same depth and width
4 Its your fault someones bacon is cooked more than someone elses
5 Its your fault tghe beer is crap, its yellow stream down outside
6 Its your fault that you haven't rung the 103 comopetitiors individually to tell them the cuts coloured or has cat ice on it
7 Its you fault I can't find my peg
8 Its your fault you haven't tolsd me every match weight that has come off my peg for the last five years
9 Its your fault the kids have kicked a couple of pegs
10 Its your fault and you have to put in a peg fee yourself when someone don't turn up.
11 Its your fault I,ve been booked in three times
12 Its your fault I didn't win my 5 angler section yet there were two blank pegs in it
13 Its your fault that so and hasn't brought the scales to this section
14 Its your faul my peg has dog sh!t and litter on it
15 Its you fault that the payout is all wrong; there are 103 ideas how it should be spread but yours is the wrong one
16 Its you fault that the cut hasn't been restocked
17 It's your fault I'm late starting
18 Its your fault there is a bed of leaves on my peg
19 Its your fault we started at 10am; I've just started to get bites at ten to three
20 and the best yet. Its your fault you,ve put end pegs in.

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Im only messing Joff      ::)   :(  :(

Fish can turn up anywhere at anytime  

Everyone's behind you mate        

I will keep my gob shut in future    :-/  :'(

DODGE ME OLD MATE its OK the latest news is one angler exposed  himself in front of a boater on sunday why why can't anglers use there brains when taking a pi#s they have informed the police and the police have rang me the police can even tell me the peg number
the boaters don't want us down there now
so yesterday i had to go and talk to them and explain that we have a big competition coming up and we have to use it as we pay water and fishing rates for it but why is it me that has to sort it out   what a petty thing for all that hassle

bill dead right 21 its my fault that you pi#sed in front of someone

Apologies about that one Joff; I've had that before, police there because someone's yellow stream up the edge opposite a house.

On the cov i went through the bushes so i was out the way and some twat still took a picture from flats, i think anglers have to use common sense and get out of view but i think some boaters and people who live by canal are sitting there waiting for someone to go for a pee, are these the same ones that take dog up cut and let them sh!t all over the place

What happens when you need a dump then ???

you don't dodge that woulld be it a great hairy wobbly cheeks bending over the towpath most of the bikers would park there mate

I can remember a guy wanting a dump on one of my midweekers.
He was catching well so he just dropped his kegs and let rip all down the side of his box. He used his fishing rag to wipe his wobbly cheeks and just carried on as if nothing had happened.
You probably all know this guy; it was funny but I think he took it a bit too far.

subject change please

WHY?

its bad enough talking about dog sh#t

How about Canada Goose crap?

i've got just the photo bill

I can remember a guy wanting a dump on one of my midweekers.
He was catching well so he just dropped his kegs and let rip all down the side of his box. He used his fishing rag to wipe his wobbly cheeks and just carried on as if nothing had happened.
You probably all know this guy; it was funny but I think he took it a bit too far.  

I'm not old like u lot ... anyone i know ? ? ?

Cannock area
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Cannock area
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Has he ever fished for england

No never, but you are very close!

He committed the devilish act in a Wednesday match (b&j) down Cowley narrows.
I am pretty sure it was his last season on the cuts before he went fully 'dark'.

You should CAknow who it was from these clues!!!!