Well spose I’d better pen a few words for ‘my take’ on the day along with the results for those forumites who didn’t fish the match and any other interested readers………
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[move]What a lovely day for a Minxing[/move]
My best laid plans to fish the punch and squatt to beat Dodge’s ‘I’ve got the lowest bait bill claim’

were thrown in disarray when Heinzer convinced me on the Saturday morning to part with some hard earned readies

- don’t laugh Sprucey - and have 1/2kilo of dendos as these had proved to be the winning bait on our club match down on the cut a couple of weeks ago.
Up bright and breezy - well bright and breezy for me- on the way I took a call off Sprucey
‘Where am ya? - the lanes full of cars’. ‘Be there in a couple of minutes’
Pulling up I jumped out to open the gates…………….
Now was it the

or the
JINX putting in an early appearance?
The new lock that matched my key was missing from the chain harnessing the gates together and an old rusty lock was in it’s place.

I resisted the Chockie Munster’s suggestion ;)to apply the bolt cutters on it…….and redirected the cars on the trip to Wood Lane.
With everyone off on a mystery tour down the lanes I hung around with Heinzer awaiting the last few to turn up.
Arriving at Wood Lane, the pegging was complete with pegs 1-19 to the left of Wood Lane, 20 to 28 on the Common. God somebody was in for a walk down to peg 1,

although it was the perceived ‘favoured’ area, just hoped it wasn’t me.
Harry the Hitman was a noticeable absentee…………..where is he I thought

and wondered whether it was his car in the canal with the police divers up by the junction with the Extension Canal.
With Simps pockets lined with some bish bosh to help site running costs - cheers guys for your donations

- the draw was underway.
My dream peg - shortest walk just to left of Wood Lane - was soon out of my clutch as I scribbled Bill Yards name against it.
The draw enabled me to put faces to the forum names - although I must apologise to Dodge as I initially didn’t recognise him

in his sun glasses and tee shirt and minus his winter garb……….
With a couple of short walk pegs still in the bag I plucked out 7…………..aghh….. I hadn’t bought my oxygen tank with me, but the Dickie knee was feeling aok.
Off I trudged - even turning down the Chockie Munsters offer of a lift with my gear and the use of a wheel barrow.
Arriving at peg 7 I was greeted with a real Japanese snipers peg
Looked nice, would either fish its head off or be a ballacher as it was obvious it hadn’t seen any bait this year to date. Hook any beasties and it would be fun and games trying to get them out though.
The off…………two lines of Bill Yards bait were potted in and a chop and caster line. Must remember if I’m gunna fish the chop regularly to get some of those multi bladed thingies - took me ages to chop em up with a single blade.
A few indications on the white stuff on the inside, but they wernt reaaly having it, just pecking at it. A couple of small skimmers soon saw me avoiding the dreaded DNW, but a couple also slipped the barbless hook

due to the awkwardness of the peg so that was soon changed.
Time drifted on and news filtered of a few anglers with solitary tench and a couple lost - nobody was really setting the world on fire.
Because of those solitary tench, with bites at a premium as the sun beat down and with Wezza to my right also struggling I elected to chase a couple of tinca on the chop.
Only it didn’t happen

with only a couple of small stripeys having a peck.

I’m under pressure as I’ve heard The Minx has got a ‘skimmer’ who weight varies from 6oz to 1.5lb

dependent on who tells the story. I need a tinca or two to snaffle my worm
45 mins to go and Wezza blows me away finally hooking and landing a tinca that he reckons goes 3lb plus………I’m battered both sides now as Poolsfodder to my left snared a 4lb’er early on in the match
During the match I’ve heard plenty of peals of laughter and banter from Joffie and crew out of sight down on the wides……..with about 20 mins to go, the cries go up again - somebody’s hooked summat decent - now who could that be conjuring up a Houdini act to get out of jail
I’ve been watching those clouds coming over - the Barbie outside is at risk,

JK will have to use the cooker inside at the club…………because true to form, Heinzer blows up and within a minute the
JINX strikes again as it chucks it down to pack up in
Anyway onto the tale of the scales and who got
MINXED from where……….
1 Malc DNW
2 Sprucey 1.14.10
3 Mr Mossella 2.4.2
4 Budgie 3.15.0
5 Joffie 4.9.9 Section Winner
6 Poolsfodder 4.8.0
7 TK 1.15.0
8 Wezza 4.14.0
9 Bucko DNW
10 Gary Smith DNW
11 The MINX 5.5.3 Section Winner
12 KOD 0.11.6
13 Glyn 0.10.10
15 Heinzer 0.7.8
16 Dodge 4.1.0
17 Keef 4.6.8 Section Winner
18 Chockie Munster 2.3.0
19 Bill Yards 1.0.0
20 Snowie 1.5.0
21 OBI 0.14.10
22 Simps 0.6.11
23 Diddy123 4.0.0
25 Guesty 7.11.0 Section Winner and Forum Champ
26 Larry Teepot 5.4.7
So what a day for a
MIXING - 22 of us - how many new names added to the list Gemma

(including mine)
Thanks all for coming - ok the fish didn’t read the script, but the banter wasn’t bad with a few laffs along the way
Keep an eye on this topic cuss when Bill Yards gets 5 mins he's gunna post me a few pickies
