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what happened this week dodge

what happened this week dodge

We drew proper w*nk again joff  (Sensas Majesty`s)

I didnt listen to the results mate but a couple of teams drew their socks off again   

I thought we had a crap draw!

You need either a high or low number in each 20 peg section.


I think we had

A14 (Gary Lunt) 5th
B18( Neil the ringer Martin) 2nd
C12 (Les Woodmouse) 1st
D9 ( Motters) 4th


Luckily the class shone through.....Unlike them "Yam W4nk" royalty tossers!

Motters did well off D9 

Gary Lunt was 3 pegs up from me he had 15oz and beat me by 2oz ...... proper w*nk section never want to see it again !!!! The 2 end pegs are good tho  all the rest might aswell not bother  Bob Edgerton had the right idea, he went for a kip behind his peg with a hour to go 

Neil the ringer beat the queen off the next peg by a couple of drams with a pound odd 

Les Woodhouse was on a noted flyer ( the roots) which either has bream on it or big dog roach  crappity smackin drawbag you is and ere is all us lot fishin for a few crappity smackin ounces 

Dodge , our list of canals to never be visited again is growing:

1) leeds liv @ wigan
2) T&M middlewich / kinderton

sure we can add a few more before the years out, now wheres my method feeder rod and sat nav programmed for the nearest commercial

Dodge,
Could you add Old Trafford to the list of anals never to fish again.
I think I have lost a 'C' somewhere.

The canal at Old Trafford is ok bill


The football ground is sh!te tho

Just need another Fred Astaire rendition off Murffin and thats me takin up golf !!


 

Bob Edgerton had the right idea, he went for a kip behind his peg with a hour to go 


Les Woodhouse was on a noted flyer ( the roots) which either has bream on it or big dog roach  crappity smackin drawbag you is and ere is all us lot fishin for a few crappity smackin ounces 

I was on the peg to the left of the roots.........



And Mickeys Mars bar was one of the best i've ever tasted..you still owe me one Dodge!

I was on the peg to the left of the roots.........

Put the crappity smack results up then ! ::)

Cheshire MG/Dave's of Middlewich Spring League, Round Five, Trent and Mersey Canal, Middlewich, Cheshire, Sun. 80.

Keith Rustage (Railway, Red) 10-13-0, one bream and quality roach, pole and caster, peg A1;
Lee Woodhouse (HanKat/Trabucco Red) 6-8-4; C12, 170 squatt fish, 10 seed fish and 4 caster fish.
S. Phillips (Dockers) 6-2-0; C10
R. Wightman (Saracen's Head AG) 6-0-0; C19
Dave Hall (Goms Mill AC) 4-15-14; D19
Dave Horton (Midlands Trabucco Van den Eynde Red) 4-11-6. C17

Teams:
Midlands Trabucco Van den Eynde Red 72;
Ted Carter Gold 65;
Midlands Trabucco Van den Eynde Blue 62;
Goms Mill AC 59;
Sensas Majestics God damn crappity smackin drawbags 53;
Derbyshire's anglers 49.

League:
Midlands Trabucco Van den Eynde Red 296;
Ted Carter Gold 277;
Darbyshire's Danglers 253;
Midlands Trabucco Van den Eynde Blue 249;
Sensas Majestics God damn crappity smackin drawbags 243;
Betley's Monsters 232.

Keith Rustage who won it had 5 bream and a chub  i helped to weigh him in   ;) 

The rest of the section 19 pegs (top lock) weighed in around 7lb between them   

glory glory Hali loo ya les is hitting form just at the right time
i wonder what his lottery numbers are

les is hitting form just at the right time 

yes Joff you can say that again .......... and with the weather in the 70s sunday he only drew right by Bargain Booze swillin ice cold tinies and sacking up the lad thought he had died and gone to heaven

what he paid for them

Tell you what , them Trabucco drawbags have got the Trent & Misery canal at Middlewich well and truely sorted out !!
They can even catch Koi Goldfish from it now




Well done fellas

les is not a well man today apprantly his got gout in his big toe its either something to do with his french car he's brought or it was dropping a big fat brown envelope on it last night

How many did Leslie ring last night?

Who has the biggest phone bill, Leslie or Keith Hulland?

I have a rash down one side of my face from yesterdays match at middlewich

Les give me a big crappity smack KISS

doctors for you mate and make it quick that swine flu is writhe in yam yam land