A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet. Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat.
"Vet: "Is it a tom?
"Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it with us."
A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by. Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?" Jeweller: "

Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone yer daft bugger!"
Bloke from Barnsley with piles asks chemist "Nah then lad, does tha sell wobbly cheeks cream?"
Chemist replies "Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?"