. In their family honoured tradition they all married at the same time. Mom was a tad worried about how their sex life would get started so she asked her three girls to send her a postcard from their respective honeymoons 
After a couple of days a postcard arrived at Mom's from Hawaii. The only word on the postcard was, "Nescafe"! A puzzled Mom looked in her kitchen and on the label of a jar of Nescafe it said, "Good till the last drop". Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
A few days later another postcard arrived from Vermont. This time all it had on the postcard was "Rothman's"! Mom was again puzzled until she saw a pack of her husband fags. It said on the packet, Rothman's, "Extra Long - King sized". Mom blushed but was pleased for her daughter.
Months went by and the third postcard finally arrived from Cape Town. Written on it in very shaky handwriting were the words "South African Airways". Mom was really puzzled but started reading one of her magazines and there was an advert for SAA. The advert actually said, "Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways".
Mom fainted.
