Simple Match Fishing Forum

I,ve almost succeeded in blowin me pute up, Opened a bottle of pop, it slipped out of my hand, bounced on the dining table sprayin Dandylion and Burdock all over the place and then continued to empty itself on the carpet. I,m well in the doghouse, the missus has gone into warp strop mode. ::) Are their any words of wisdom that i might rescue myself besides bloody numpty.

None that have ever worked for me.........

Just steer clear and have another couple of sessions on the bank till she's cooled down

Blame it on the dog

Try this , yeah i dropped it so what

Lmao! Sorry gotta laugh

Done similar myself- whole can of John Smiths all over the computer desk, thought i buggered the speakers, few months later they miracuasly started working again

I wont mention SS

Go to the pub mate

I wont mention SS

Yeah I was thinking that

Lol whooooooops!

Welder tell her its a new kind of airfreshner dandylion and burdock limited edition dont blame me if you get a gob full hehe

I hadn,t better say owt yet Gem, i,ve gone into mouse mode, i can feel her eyes burning into the back of my neck and all the doors seem to have lost there handles.

Oh oh!

Is she speaking to you now after sleeping it off?!

All is serene Gem, she,s off the ceiling, even made me a brew with a smile but me thinks a visit to Land of Leather for a new suite maybe the motive.

Very Cunning

even made me a brew with a smile

yeah but what had she put in the tea to make her smile ???????









have you been going to the loo a bit more regular

Lol- them DFS, land of leather adverts really get on my nerves!