Turkey
Posted: December 15th, 2011, 8:14 pm
I went shopping for a turkey today, in asda, but realised i couldnt afford the £30 for the one I needed. Being of a resourceful nature, I grabbed it and ran for the door.... "Oi...What are you doing with that?" shouted the security guard..... " gravy, sprouts peas and potatoes ya wally" I shouted back over my shoulder 
