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Paddy the Irishman died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly. So the Morgue
> > needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Seamus and Sean
> > (also Irishmen), were sent for.
> >
> > Seamus went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Seamus said, "Yup,
> > he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over". So the mortician rolled him over.
> >
> > Seamus looked and said, "Nope, it ain't Paddy". The mortician thought that
> > was rather strange, but said nothing and asked Sean in to identify the body.
> >
> > Sean took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over"
> >
> > The mortician rolled him over and Sean looked down and said, "No, it ain't
> > Paddy".
> >
> > The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
> >
> > Sean said, "Well, Paddy had two arseholes."
> >
> > "What, he had two arseholes?!!" said the mortician.
> >
> > "Yup, everyone knew he had two arseholes. Every time we went into town,
> > folks would say, "Here comes Paddy with them two Arseholes...."
> >