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> > Mick was in court for a double murder and the judge said, "You are charged
> > with beating your wife to death with a spanner."
> >
> > A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You b*stard!"
> >
> > The judge continued, "You are also charged with beating your daughter to
> > death with a spanner."
> >
> > Again the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You Fu*king
> > b*stard!!!"
> >
> > The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the court room, and
> > said, "Paddy, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime, but
> > I will not have any more of these outbursts from you or I shall charge you
> > with contempt! Now what is the problem?"
> >
> > Paddy, at the back of the court stood up and responded, "For fifteen years
> > I've lived next door to that b*stard and every time I asked to borrow a
> > fu*king spanner, he said he didn't have one!"
> >